The T.G.G. Guestbook

Guestbook

When we started to embark on this time line of musical appreciation, we always knew that some day things would get out of control and that we would have to somehow communicate with people outside of our reality. We appreciate your comments and any suggestions you can pass along.

One with nature, one with time. These things too shall pass. As for me, I sit and stare and wonder; about the new beginning.
Blinky
USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 15:54:59 (PDT)

alas... one with nature... one with gravity. Little to want for and less to need. but what is this??????? Something overlooked????? not complete.... yes! for the overlord he handed me his sword as if I would know what to do with it. and like nature he became dispassionate,withdrawn and selfish.... now all that is left is what is left to do.
EH2O
Town, 068 USA - Saturday, June 23, 2001 at 20:16:45 (PDT)

So true! Time is the measurement of fools.
Billy Pilgrim
USA - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 15:30:30 (PDT)

How dare you try to know all about time! I am the god and all there is to know about it. Don't forget what time is for and you will learn that it is a tool not measurement. Your life here depends on the ticks and the tocks. With out them you can never rock!
time god <time@time.com>
USA - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 14:03:26 (PDT)

Hey Edgewater, sorry to hear about your bluegill. The Crappies might still be running if you are looking for a replacement. Speaking of crappies, how's you're wife? I really have to get a paying gig so that I can help all the others who need to replace there bluegill with some good old fashioned guru speaking music and allow them the time to plant some flowers.
Deadbone <guru@milwaukeerocks.com>
The Country of Now - Monday, June 11, 2001 at 15:02:27 (PDT)

Dude..... My bluegill died... it wasnt fast enough.
EdgeH2O
Town , 068 USA - Sunday, June 10, 2001 at 04:33:54 (PDT)

Dude.... My Bluegill died
Edgewater
Town, 068 USA - Sunday, June 10, 2001 at 04:31:26 (PDT)

P.S. -- I went to visit bigpuppets.com but it is still under construction, but I did learn how to say "Welcome" in several different languages. Thanks Mary!
Deadbone
USA - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 15:43:44 (PDT)

Good news! I have been doing something nice. New Concert Cats (Guee Guee's) are in preparation for the Autumn season. Get your requests in at the main page of this website. There is a limited number available. Otherwise, the sky is still kinda purple, kinda blue. How about you?
Deadbone <guru@milwaukeerocks.com>
France - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 15:40:24 (PDT)

The Time Garage is interesting, but I think that I must get my Guru fixed.
Bleeny
USA - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 18:28:14 (PDT)

Have Fun! That's what I am doing. You should too!
Deadbone
France - Tuesday, May 08, 2001 at 15:03:16 (PDT)

This game no longer holds my interest
Lucky Dog
Gone, USA - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 13:25:08 (PDT)

Hey Guru, Why don't you do something? People are waiting.
Mary Runaway <www.bigpuppet.com>
Meat, USA - Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 19:29:02 (PDT)

Yeah, you're right. I really do know what they want, but they still are creepy some times. Actually, I'm waiting to see my first Robin of the Springtime. They piss me off because they don't fly away from me, they usually just walk across the street. Crows are good, robins have become fellow citizens and act like they own the place.
Deadbone
USA - Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 18:22:47 (PDT)

I thought so
Lucky Dog
USA - Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 13:48:23 (PDT)

Offense was not intended... The truth speaks for itself. I think you know what they want
Lucky Dog
USA - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 13:56:05 (PDT)

Hey Lucky! Dude, I was without a computer for a couple of days and spent the time elsewhere. No offense taken. I am afraid of nothing but the crows, and that fear is good. What the hell do they want anyway?
Deadbone <www.guru@milwaukeerocks.com>
USA - Tuesday, April 10, 2001 at 14:58:39 (PDT)

Ok I signed this book. Now what???
Annie M. <na>
USA - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 04:54:29 (PDT)

Are you afraid to respond Deadbone? Do you only talk to your other personalities or what?
Lucky Dog
USA - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 13:14:03 (PDT)

Deadbone... why are you so scared of your shadow? Are you afraid someone will discover your true identity and confront you. You would have to reveal everything then. Food for thought.......................
Lucky Dog
brook, wi USA - Friday, March 30, 2001 at 12:58:16 (PST)

Your just a wee lad with no place to go and nothing to do Why?
Lucky Dog
brook, wi USA - Friday, March 30, 2001 at 12:51:46 (PST)

Deadbone... it sounds as if youve lost your will to evolve. Why do you wallo in self pitty? Do you miss being a baby? Perhaps you were weened a bit to early?
Lucky Dog
brook, wi USA - Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 12:39:21 (PST)

What does "looped" mean and why is deadbone referred to as Dave Harris? Does such a person really exist? If so why does he not participate in the crow watching?
Edgey
USA - Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 12:33:34 (PST)

The Spring has Sprung and now I'm done. My flowers are planted and now I wait for the crows.
Larry
USA - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 14:40:20 (PST)

The time has come for the snow to go away from my side of the planet. I want to plant some flowers. I hope that the Time Garage has some good flowers to plant to. Got any extra seeds?
Marklar
USA - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 23:27:14 (PST)

Just passing through, not thinking, not thinking.
Edghar
USA - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 07:53:04 (PST)

Bonjour! The time line thins between the past and the future, and it's too cold for the crows to flock in large numbers. Another war looms ahead and we can only hope that the song "Throwing Rocks" by the Time Garage will finally get some recognition. One line from the song comes to mind; "the weather here tonight seems strange". Don't forget to order your "FREE GUEE GUEE" from our main page on this site. Most of the orders received so far are from foreign countries and supplies are running low. For our friends in Mexico, Turkey, and France..... your shipments are coming soon. The Time Garage may be slow, but we shall eventually deliver. For the people of the world, we come from the Future to You! We plant flowers and make beautiful music. Peace. --Deadbone--
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
France - Wednesday, February 21, 2001 at 03:26:49 (PST)

This garage site is strange. What time is it anyway and why are there crows outside of my house. You people seem to know something about this.
Brian
USA - Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 02:15:15 (PST)

Ahhh.. I thought I would add a comment to your guest book. Somehow I stumbled on your web site while I was surfing around.
Tim Pashly
San Diego, California USA - Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 22:22:40 (PST)

Our fellow band mates, "Add Cabbage", and "You're Pretty" are playing gigs this weekend. If you happen to be in the Milwaukee area, go to Thai Joe's on friday to see Add Cabbage, and go to the Globe East on saturday to see You're Pretty. This is quite an unusual opportunity for members of our Karass to witness a truly meaningful event. Never before have these two great acts ever played so close together. The only thing missing is the Time Garage and that, as we all know, will only happen in the Future. Someday... the perfect Trifecta. From the Future to You!!! Love, Dave. P.S...Big Dave is expecting a baby. He should be pounding extra hard on his drums with You're Pretty.
Deadbone/Ratboy <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Planet 3 - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 01:33:40 (PST)

Crows are Bad. Time Garage good.
George
USA - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 22:48:34 (PST)

I think that the Time Garage is looped. Dave Harris is looped. The crows like loopy things and that's why they stalk you guys. Deadbone is far gone and wants to get the crows off his back and back on his side.
Dunkhee Uorbutt
USA - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 01:00:48 (PST)

Waz up? You freaks quote stuff and want to love me. Kurt Vonnegut says "We are all just here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is." I love you too. I'm out of here.
Oompy
USA - Monday, January 29, 2001 at 23:37:09 (PST)

Dearest Eve and Jabba, fear not for me, for I believe we all mean the same thing. The coatrack babble is only a reference to a song the Time Garage Gurus wrote about a presidential election between Reagan and Dukakis. At the time it seemed better to follow anything besides one of those two. I personally don't hang my coat on anything either but it does end up just where it should be. I warmly await my future days and do not regret the past. I was helping move my father to Arizona recently and don't hate the old people there, but they did give my brother and me some dirty looks because we were too young. The asshole referred to was my dad's wife and she would not be offended by my comment. For myself, I prefer to plant flowers and make beautiful music, but in deference to Eve, I will no longer emplore people to follow the coatrack, but will try to empower the world some other way. To Jabba: To live in Long Lake I know that you understand bridges. Perhaps I will see you on one of them some day. I fear them not. Peace.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Planet 3 - Friday, January 26, 2001 at 00:58:20 (PST)

I'm amused to find myself in this cryptic place.Though not my intended destination, there is no such thing as coincidental landing in my journey, so I'm compelled to stay a while. The one who calls itself Deadbone: "...Farewell happy fields, where joy forever dwells: hail horrors,hail, Infernal world, and thou, profoundest hell-Receive thy new posessor: one who brings a mind not to be changed by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. What matter where, if I be still the same, and what should I be, all but less than he whom thunder hath made greater?...Here we may reign secure, and in my choice to reign is worth ambition though in hell:Better to reign in hell than to serve in heav'n." ( John Milton) Translation to your world: Perhaps you see your planets and their dwellers as decaying slums that shelter assholes who have increasingly become paranoid because this is a mirror of your own reality.Then, by stressing the characteristics of the hell that you also exist in, you become the reigning king of said paranoid assholes. It would be a far truer challenge to look at these errant creatures through a loving, courageous, servant's eyes;to see them as sad, sick, and suffering from lack of nurturance and self-awareness.Then you'd have to feel a real emotion and not the pseudo-feeling of anger muted by superiority. So, my fellow journeyor, follow the coatrack if that is your wish, but with the understanding that there are those among us who prefer to throw our coats on floors, fold them over chairs, or give them to those who have grown up naked and shivering. One more thing- consider the possibility that the coatrack may just be a well-camoflauged spiritual evil-doer, sent to distract you from the true dream of the living. Peace and Courageous Choices to you.
Eve's Muse
Eden, is Lost - Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 21:38:22 (PST)

Deadbone, the present you witnessed in Sun City is your future unless you change the path you are on. View your journey as one of the many bridges that you can cross to you future. Life places many long bridges in our path. These bridges may frighten you, and some lead to nowhere. Be wise though because most bridges are safe passages to our next peak, and will prevent us from being consumed by the swift current below. Embrace your bridges to your peaceful future in the same manner that you embrace the coatrack.
jabbathehun
Long Lake, USA - Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 20:09:01 (PST)

The year 2001 is now. Where is my space oddessy and my flying car? Have the crows outside my house done something to hide my future? Where is the kind neighbor behind my backyard fence, and who will invite me to cook burgers in the summertime? I guess that some things are more exciting when you get there if you don't know what lies(?) ahead.
Lolly Grundger
USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 23:26:44 (PST)

Back from the Land of the Strange. Bits of wisdom? Maybe... Um, Don't wait until you're way old to do what you really want to do with your life; and when you do get that old, don't decieve yourself into thinking that anything will be different than what you were already doing before. Once an asshole, always an asshole, so don't be an asshole! Paranoia sets in, war is declared. Anyway, it is much better to live your life planting flowers and making beautiful music. Follow the Coatrack!!!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 00:51:59 (PST)

Deadbone... What the Fock?
Bobo Jesizo <3>
097, 3 USA - Thursday, January 18, 2001 at 09:01:30 (PST)

I am sorry you had to go to the place of the cro-magnum. perhaps you can bring a bit of wisdom back with you to sharewith the rest of the mechanics. REMEMBER YOUR MISSION
Bobo Jesizo
068, 3 USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 08:37:26 (PST)

Someone has sent me to Sun City Arizona and I can't leave until tuesday. I long for the days when I could get to Planet 9. Why are these people so OLD? I too shall be that old some day, but I can wait. The Time Garage is also getting old, but when the day comes to include the masses we will be new again. Cool! (The word Cool will also come back into fashion) Until then, Follow the Coatrack, it's the only Dreammmmmm!
Deadbone <timegur7@webtv.net>
Planet of the Old - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 22:48:55 (PST)

Dave ...... Hello Dave......... Dave......... Dave this is Hal........ Dave?
Bobo Jesizo <not>
068, 3 USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 11:26:13 (PST)

Dave ...... Hello Dave......... Dave......... Dave this is Hal........ Dave?
Bobo Jesizo <not>
068, 3 USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 11:25:41 (PST)

Dave.... Dave..... This is Hal Dave. Dave?......... Dave..... Hello Dave....
Bobo Jesizo <oct>
)47, or USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 11:22:02 (PST)

Deadbone... you got to know when to roll one
Bobo Jesizo <mmm>
097, OR USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 06:14:23 (PST)

Deadbone ... I saw you chasing the crows on sunday when the sun was comming up... Did you really think you cuold run faster than a crow could fly?
Bobo Jesizo <not>
ocon, wi USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 06:10:46 (PST)

I wonder if crows are still after deadbone... cause it seemed to kind freak him out ( when they were stalking him )
Bobo Jesizo
USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 10:59:25 (PST)

I've been having these dreams but it's not what it seems
Bobo Jesizo <none.com/tgg/master>
Town 068, OK USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 10:36:54 (PST)

Long lake must be really long. Any kooks up there hey/? I have a kooky monkey that wantss someswhere to visit.
Kookeemankee
USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 15:43:35 (PST)

Deadbone,Consider carefully the wisdom of learning from the warren. They fail to fully understand the roodoodoo.
Jabbathehun
Long Lake, USA - Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 20:59:54 (PST)

Deadbone.....Like the Potawatomi who were driven west by more warlike natives and came to live in a new land, we at Long Lake value our present realm. Making the most of our days in the land of cool waters and birch trees. Like the little turtle seeking solace in the shade, we few of Long Lake make our life's goal the pursuit of inner peace, and outer harmony....
Jabbathehun
Long Lake, USA - Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 20:57:01 (PST)

QUOTE: Hoi hoi, U embleer hrair, masion uleh hrakah vair! LOOSELY TRANSLATED: Hoi hoi, the stinking thousand, we meet them even when we take a shit. FROM: Watership Down by Richard Adams (a very good perspective on the human condition)
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Here, Earth - Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 04:55:44 (PST)

Dear Jabba, I hear your quotes and have come looking for you. I have been to a Long Lake and learned to hold my breath there, long enough till someone touched me and brought me back. I have come to return the experience. - Be not alone when the dusk turns to dawn, and the blue sky turns to storm, for you are not alone, we wait for you at home.- Is this the past, or only just the beginning? I have a friend named Olyver who has always reminds me that your reality is where you want it to be, and you should keep it with you whenever you put your shoes on for the day, especially if you are going out to the Time Garage.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Long Lake, Earth - Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 04:46:39 (PST)

Alone From childhood's hour I have not been As others were--I have not seen As others saw--I could not bring My passions from a common spring-- From the same source I have not taken My sorrow--I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone-- And all I lov'd--I lov'd alone-- Then--in my childhood--in the dawn Of a most stormy lie--was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still-- From the torrent, or the fountain-- From the red cliff of the mountain-- From the sun that round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold-- From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by-- From the thunder, and the storm-- And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view-- Edgar Allan Poe 1875
Jabbathehun
Long Lake, USA - Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 19:37:00 (PST)

What the Fock mon! See the tree above you? Why do you wait until it fall on your head? The crows, they wait there for you, and still you won't play with them. The other trees, they hold the sparrows to mock your flight. Do not be afraid of them. They waste your Time. Be Good.
Juhwmanda Johnson
Namibia - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 23:57:11 (PST)

Dear Zam, Bamzimazam deeanfram! Fram fram qee zee dee efluengee!`````````` Your coatrack need be made neither from wood nor metal, the material you need to hang your earthly goods from is in your mind. You can hang your coat, or you can hang your hat, or you can hang all of your human insecurities on the nearest hook and get on with your life. Jesus is my friend and I left my hat on the right. coatrack a long time ago.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Planet Earth - Thursday, November 30, 2000 at 23:57:27 (PST)

The coat rack is in my hallway right now and it is getting in the way. What happens when you hang things other than coats on the coat rack??? I can become unstable and can tip over very easily. Is it ok to use a metal coat rack?? Hope everyone can just keep on followin' Glad your back form planet 9! Zam
Zam <zamzam2112@yahoo.com>
SF, USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 02:31:15 (PST)

Peace and greetings I bring to you. The Time Garage has discovered an opening to your time zone and will attempt to extend communications with the downtrodden populace tomorrow. Please wish us luck and pray for yourselves so that we all may plant flowers and make beautiful music together someday. Thank you.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
USA - Sunday, November 05, 2000 at 02:19:52 (PST)

The Time Garage has been on an extended visit to Planet 9. Bad vibes and babies forced a temporary retreat to a safer realm, but do not fear, the world is almost ready for mass infusion from the Time Garage. Although we are not trying to form our own religion, we have received periodic help from Jesus' Warehouse, and Commenwealth International. We thank them. The Coatrack which you seek is underneath your hat. If you don't have a hat, then it's underneath your coat. If you don't have a coat, I suggest that you look in your underpants, and if you don't wear underpants, then you have already become one with nature. One with nature, and all of its' subsequent effections.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Canada - Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 23:51:22 (PDT)

Hey! What is happening out there? I miss the time that I once had to be with the Time Garage Gurus. Is there anything I can do from here to help your task in world domination? Creating new religion is a tough task but periodically can be done! Wandering around lost I finally realized I have no more coat rack to follow and therefore had lost the dream. Will search high and low for the good auld coat rack... Antlers are all there is anymore. Finding my way back to you. Alway PIE
PaMela I Elver <cchpo@altavista.com>
Roberts, MT USA - Friday, September 22, 2000 at 12:13:48 (PDT)

Beware the One World Order! Follow the Coatrack instead!! It's the only dream...
Friend
USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 14:02:58 (PDT)

Dear Edgar, FOLLOW THE COATRACK - IT'S THE ONLY DREAM. Reality is only the beginning and the freedom you seek is all in your head. Unfortunately, the governmental oppression is all around us and somenone elses reality currently abounds.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Ecuador - Tuesday, July 04, 2000 at 08:32:25 (PDT)

Hello. I understand that American people are getting ready to celebrate their nation's Independence Day. Ha ha, independent from what? You may have once been, but no longer. Your Freedom is just a shadow of the man it once was. Please let Freedom and Liberty reign once again. Thank you.
Edgar Baghdvarian
Elmschteane, Bagdvarian Republic - Saturday, July 01, 2000 at 05:57:04 (PDT)

Join the army and see the world, but watch out for the people throwing rocks at the soldiers in the road. Follow the Coat Rack, it's the only Dream.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Ecuador - Sunday, May 21, 2000 at 10:36:39 (PDT)

Can you believe it? My name is Benny. I follow the coat rack. It is the only dreammmmmmmmmm....
Benny
USA - Tuesday, May 16, 2000 at 16:42:56 (PDT)

Last night I crossed the path of a black cat laying in my driveway. Is that bad luck for the cat? It may have been stalking me.
Ed
USA - Saturday, May 06, 2000 at 11:32:43 (PDT)

Just so you know, the other TGG website at www.411waukesha.com/tgg sucks. I think that something is wrong, but there is still a cool picture of Jane in the snow bank. Follow the Coat Rack!!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Peru S.A. - Wednesday, May 03, 2000 at 03:11:50 (PDT)

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USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 14:54:34 (PDT)

Go to the beach itis good. The gurus should go to the beach. the beach is good. Play some beach music at the beach. The beach is a good place to play music. The beach si good.
Sandshora
USA - Tuesday, April 11, 2000 at 09:38:27 (PDT)

Oooweee! Them Gurus shor are somthin. I herd tell that they gonna play somewere on Memorial day. Gotta start lookin for where.
Larry <timeguru7@webtv.net>
France - Monday, April 03, 2000 at 10:36:32 (PDT)

Some people shouldn't be encouraged. Some are just fine the way they are. Follow the Coat Rack!
Larry
USA - Tuesday, March 28, 2000 at 15:06:41 (PST)

Greetings back to the world and grand salutations to howardnet.net. It appears that something happened in June and time slipped a bit causing this guest book to go offline, but also whithin a moments notice today the howardnet.net brought it back to us with an unexpected upgrade and created a new guestbook and home button. Cool! P.S. The crows and all of their bad bird mojo are being challenged worldwide by angry monkeys. Keep your eyes and ears open and remember to Follow the Coatrack. It's the only Dreammmmmm!!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Taiwan - Thursday, March 23, 2000 at 01:27:37 (PST)

hello world
Bob <bob@howardnet.ent>
SF, CA USA - Thursday, March 23, 2000 at 00:38:35 (PST)

If you run into someone named Amy in the City of Waukesha, BEWARE! She might not be what she appears to be!!!!!!!!!
Dave Howard <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Planet 9 - Monday, June 14, 1999 at 19:18:44 (PDT)

I am a student of the Time Garage, and have a question about the following lyrics written by the Time Garage Gurus. *** "Throwing rocks at the soldiers in the road. There's a revolution there I'm told. I'm at home watching it on tv. Seems like a bad dream from here to me." [Copyright-TGG-1999}*** My question is this: Even though the lyrics to that song were written about a different war other than Kosovo, why are the words still very applicable to our current events. They aren't throwing rocks in Yugoslavia yet, but wait until next week! TRIVIA QUESTION: What year was "Throwing Rocks" written in? CLUE: It was the year that Tina Turner played the headline stage at Summerfest in Milwaukee.
Exitt Komplainer
USA - Sunday, June 13, 1999 at 03:49:20 (PDT)

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