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If you run into someone named Amy in the City of Waukesha, BEWARE! She might not be what she appears to be!!!!!!!!!
Dave Howard <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Planet 9 - Monday, June 14, 1999 at 19:18:44 (PDT)

I am a student of the Time Garage, and have a question about the following lyrics written by the Time Garage Gurus. *** "Throwing rocks at the soldiers in the road. There's a revolution there I'm told. I'm at home watching it on tv. Seems like a bad dream from here to me." [Copyright-TGG-1999}*** My question is this: Even though the lyrics to that song were written about a different war other than Kosovo, why are the words still very applicable to our current events. They aren't throwing rocks in Yugoslavia yet, but wait until next week! TRIVIA QUESTION: What year was "Throwing Rocks" written in? CLUE: It was the year that Tina Turner played the headline stage at Summerfest in Milwaukee.
Exitt Komplainer
USA - Sunday, June 13, 1999 at 03:49:20 (PDT)

I just heard a story about a guy who said that a squirrel jumped onto the hood of his car one time. I think that they were both pretty freaked out. I wonder if there might have been some kind of strange bad bird mojo around the guy that day. It sounds like something that a crow would do, but never forget the twisted manipulations of the "Evil Red Breasted Robin"!!!
Parleen Dwisteen
Amy's House - Saturday, June 12, 1999 at 13:24:20 (PDT)

There is a storm brewing outside of my house. I wish that it would get here soon so I can watch the action. There should be a good light show tonight.
Buhmpee Wampeeh
Elsewhere - Wednesday, June 09, 1999 at 21:06:44 (PDT)

Today I saw two birds flying above me in the clear blue sky. I'm sorry, they turned out be NATO bombers that were pooping bombs along the way.
Muhn Keegh
Kosovo - Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 02:58:25 (PDT)

Message from the front lines: The following is a quote from Davey "Guitar" at last thursday's jam session. "Dave, it's happening again. We almost have too many new songs, and we aren't done recording the old ones yet." This is unfortunately the way of the Time Garage. We are doing our best to bring you the vast library we have built, but we don't really control time. We are just trying to weather the storm from inside the garage, and waiting until the time is right to step outside. You can join us in our quest if you wish. All that you have to do is Follow the Coatrack! It's the Only Dream!!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Luxemborg, Germany - Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 09:51:31 (PDT)

Yesterday, I saw two robins walking on a fence. I think that they were trying to distract my attention, which must have worked, because that's all that I can remember.
N. Tropey
USA - Thursday, June 03, 1999 at 01:45:08 (PDT)

My muscles are sore, I don't mean to implore. I just want to snore, but someone's at the door! "Some one's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell. Some one's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell. Do me a favour, open the door and let em in." -Paul McCartny & Wings-
Moolee Eenyoroomeeh
Mozambique - Sunday, May 30, 1999 at 16:46:58 (PDT)

Time moves slow and time moves fast. They knock my door to kick my ass! Chang must go now, real fast!!!!!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Pokemon - Saturday, May 29, 1999 at 04:11:55 (PDT)

Does anyone know when the next bus is coming? I seem to be a trifle late for my traingle lesson. You know?
Larry
USA - Sunday, May 23, 1999 at 01:37:30 (PDT)

The birds chirp outside my window, and I'm not the one to blame. The Glass Eyed God is staring through my window pane. Yes, staring through my window pane. My brain's on the ceiling, and I can't get away!!!
Rhob Yomommee
Canada - Saturday, May 22, 1999 at 03:04:41 (PDT)

When the moon walks brightly on little shiny shoes, I think of you. When my mind stands greatly with nothing else to do, I tie my shoe.
Hongou Moolongooh
Ecuador - Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 00:23:07 (PDT)

MESSAGE FROM THE TIME GARAGE: We have just received a green light in our journey to bring our Music from the Future to You! The Time Garage will be exposing themselves quite wonderfully in the near future and we believe that you will be most pleased with the experience. Beware?
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
England - Saturday, May 15, 1999 at 08:19:35 (PDT)

Saturdays would not be cool without a friday. The ideal week would consist of four days. It would consist of: A monday (because you need a day to blame everything on), a friday (because you need a day to get ready for saturday), and two saturdays (because you never get everything done that you want to). I'm already late and I have no plans!!!
Hgoodee Yaboodee
Canada - Saturday, May 15, 1999 at 07:23:06 (PDT)

What?
Haughh
Where? - Saturday, May 08, 1999 at 15:14:29 (PDT)

IN REPLY TO MY PREVIOUS MESSAGE: Screw that! So far my friend's wife said, "What? The fence today?" I will not get to throw the dog's ball, I will not get to see kool-aid drool, but I will still try to see a Christmas Tree burn. NOTE FOR THE UNITIATED!! The burning party is a VERY NON-SATANIC thing. It is more like a rememberance of the TRUE meaning of Christmas where everyone just loves one another because they are fellow humans, and also (I suppose) a protest to the commercialization of the spirit of christmas as originally intended. We burn the trees partly for the pleasure of a communal bon-fire, and partly to defy the implied sacredness of a pagan ritual that has been transformed into the celebration of consumerism. It is a very non-violent demonstration and should be an example for people like the "Kolumbine Kids" that there are other ways to live your lives without resorting to violent tendencies. For those of you that live in apartment buildings, there is a seperate category for Christmas Wreaths! Bye!
Goolee Mooleeh
USA - Saturday, May 08, 1999 at 15:11:48 (PDT)

Oh my how times does fly once in a while. Almost a whole week has gone by and no one has left a message here. I may never be back to this page, so I will leave a message intended to be left here next monday, okay? Here goes: Last saturday I helped some friends build a fence, watched some kids drool kool-aid, threw a ball for a dog, and witnessed a Christmas Tree burning party where they recycled last years trees with a flair!
Goolee Mooleeh
USA - Friday, May 07, 1999 at 22:03:00 (PDT)

I was in a canoe on saturday and saw a fish, a turtle, and a ladybug. I won't even mention the geese because they were kind of rude.
Goolee Mooleeh
USA - Monday, May 03, 1999 at 17:23:17 (PDT)

I bought a glass of Kool-Aid from some guys on street corner today and gave them a copy of our CD in exchange. They seemed pretty cool, and they were involved in a long time American tradition (Selling lemonade on a street corner). It was a pleasure to enhance their future with something to remember from the past. I just hope that they use their knowledge for the betterment of humantity, and help to make the world I live in at least a little bit better. Thanks Guys!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Waukesha, WI USA - Sunday, May 02, 1999 at 15:23:41 (PDT)

Can people from other cities drop their garbage on your streets too? I have some baggage from my past that I'm trying to dispose of, and it would be cool if someone else could re-use it for their own purposes.
Moolee Notyouleeh
What? - Friday, April 30, 1999 at 19:41:16 (PDT)

I live in Waukesha Wisconsin, the birthplace of Les Paul (the inventor of the electric guitar), and home of the newly renamed Les Paul Parkway. There is a strange phenomena that occurs twice a year here. It is called "Big Garbage Pick-up", and everyone cleans the shit out of their houses that they collected in the last "Pick-up". The streets are literally lined with the refuse of a thousand years. People drive for miles to come and peruse our garbage. It is impossible to drive down the street without having to wait for some garbage picker with a trunk full of broken air conditioners. Families go out for a Sunday walk and look through their neighbors crap to see if they want anything. It's crazy, it's legally sanctioned by the city council! At the same time, it's kind of cool. It's community recycling at its ultimate. Everything is fair game and no one is offended. One mans rags are another mans riches on their way to another mans rummage sale. It's just all very strange! Anoyone looking for some mighty fine garbage had better get here soon!
Dave
Waukesha, WI USA - Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 01:16:42 (PDT)

I wish that I had a blue light, or something that I could shine on everything to see what the dogs were doing when I wasn't home.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Generation What? - Saturday, April 24, 1999 at 09:12:50 (PDT)

Excerpt from C-Span broadcast at an anti-Nato demonstration in Washington D.C.: "We are not all called to do Great Things, but we are all called to do Small Things in a GREAT WAY!"
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Generation What? - Saturday, April 24, 1999 at 09:09:12 (PDT)

Thank you for the acknowledgement. It is true Mr. Chang. You were sick, but now you're better, and there is VERY MUCH work to be done!
Kilgore Trout
France - Friday, April 23, 1999 at 17:12:25 (PDT)

Anyone familiar with the book "Time Quake" by Kurt Vonnegut should remember the phrase that Kilgore Trout used to revive humanity. It should work in many different situations. He said, "You were sick, but now you're better, and there's work to be done!"
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Planet 12 - Thursday, April 22, 1999 at 21:01:08 (PDT)

I would like to leave a message for any people that want to waste their time murdering innocent people. Quit freaking out you freaks! Freaks are supposed to be good people, and you are getting confused about what the man is really trying to get you to do. There really is something to stay alive for, and you are going to miss the show if you don't settle down. Thanks. Oh yeah, FOLLOW THE COATRACK! It's the Only Dream!
Lahnee Reghularh
USA - Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 20:00:03 (PDT)

Hey! Garbage Day is tomorrow. Do you have anything that you want to recycle? I would like to recycle all of the bullshit spewing from the American governments misnamed excuse for a mouth. With all of the crap being issued in the name of "Official Statements", I think that most of the politicians and public media are talking from their anal sphincters. They are talking from the internal first sphincter, so that you can't see their butt cheeks moving when they try to talk out of their mouths. That is all.
Toolee
USA - Monday, April 19, 1999 at 17:45:33 (PDT)

Quick Note: After a recent visit to the Time Garage Sound Room, I must remind everyone that those clips are from some bootleg tapes made like two or three tears ago. (Typo retained). The lyrics for the current CD will be added to the Main Page some time soon and also some digital clips to boot. Depends on the webmaster. Otherwise, I'll see you IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Planet 9 - Saturday, April 17, 1999 at 08:24:05 (PDT)

It is saturday. I have not looked out the window yet, but I must still get to the post office to mail the latest orders for the Time Garage CD recording. If you would like to get a copy, contact timeguru7@webtv.net. Although we hate to charge money for something that should be FREE to the public, we need to ask you for $12.00. In return we will send you a very cool package of 12 songs which you can listen to forever. Connections and addresses may be obtained at timeguru7@webtv.net. FROM THE FUTURE TO YOU! Follow The Coatrack!!!!!!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
USA - Saturday, April 17, 1999 at 07:45:36 (PDT)

Reply to Mr. Naton: Thank you very much. Now the Time Garage can expect that many more friends to visit and enjoy our chat page. Hah!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Exsor 17 - Thursday, April 15, 1999 at 02:02:32 (PDT)

My name is Mr. Naton. I come from the future to disrupt the beginnings of the Time Garage and I have recently disabled the Password Requirements for the "Gurus Only" page. You must still fill in the required fields, but you may use anything to do so. HAH!!!
Mr. Naton <CONFIDENTIAL>
EXSOR -12 - Tuesday, April 13, 1999 at 04:09:42 (PDT)

Three black crows were startled, took flight on massive wings, and circled around to watch me from the woods.
Yuara Tinqueewinquee
USA - Tuesday, April 13, 1999 at 02:32:47 (PDT)

Reply to Geri: The Time Garage has already addressed this problem with an unreleased song titled "Corporate Giant". We hope to awaken the public's attention to the greed that has been shown by most multinational business ventures, and the destruction that ensues when they are allowed to control the politicians that are supposed be regulating them. It also touches on the fantasies of a world where we all could live in peace. The SONG goes something like this: [CopyrightTGG1999] Lyrics to Corporate Giant: As we tear the mountains down, we pave from sea to sea. We serve the corporate giant, "My Country tis of Thee", it isn't me. No, no it is'nt me. Sometimes I wonder just how the world would be, if all the rulers just died, and we all just let them be. It isn't me. No, no, it isn't me. My brain's on the ceiling, and I can't get away, the Glass Eyed God is staring through the window pane. Staring through the window pane. (Final note from Chan: These are approximate lyrics, the song was initially recorded on tape about three years ago, and will someday be reproduced onto compact disc.)
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Planet 3 - Saturday, April 10, 1999 at 17:41:46 (PDT)

Concerning world events, how does the Time Garage hope to influence humanity and help to make the world a better place in which to live?
Geri Atrick
USA - Saturday, April 10, 1999 at 08:28:07 (PDT)

Sing a song of six pence, a stick in your eye. I want to hear the Time Garage, and then eat some pie.
Emil Noneevil <emilnoneevil@weevil.nil>
USA - Saturday, April 10, 1999 at 02:54:36 (PDT)

Boy, that was quick! Here is a "Time Garage" approved link. http://209.109.213.59/cgi-bin/forum2.cgi Word on the street is that Deadbone left a message there. Some call him a shadow of the man once know as Dave. Follow the Coatrack!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Ecuador - Thursday, April 08, 1999 at 23:23:40 (PDT)

I only have time for a quick message.
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Ecuador - Thursday, April 08, 1999 at 23:13:59 (PDT)

Drew, You are too crazy! If you"re still here, go to the Gurus Only Page. Your password is tgg.
Heinekin
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 23:10:24 (PDT)

Reply to Koomy: Home is always where your heart is. Remember that a house is not a home umtil you welcome other people into it. The river never ends; it always flows towards the convergence of many other streams. The same goes for your life's journey. Be proud of your existence and always remeber to FOLLOW THE COATRACK! IT"S THE ONLY DREAM !!!!!!!!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Rwanda - Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 23:07:32 (PDT)

Heineken, the album is great, the sound is pretty good considering the taping was done in the living room. Hey, i din't get a hold of Rachel on sunday but I sent her an e-mail so I hope she replies. I am coming home tomorrow night so if I don't here from her, maybe I will stop over, but hopefully I will have other plans if you know what I mean!! keep cool Guru Boy.
DREW
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 22:59:40 (PDT)

No bird mojo to report here. Everything is cool, but I do have one question. If my river of life takes me to end of my journey, is it just the end of the stream that I have reached, or will I finally be home? If anyone has a clue or opinion, please leave a responce here. Thanks!!
Koomy Inyoroomee
Planet 5 - Wednesday, April 07, 1999 at 19:20:37 (PDT)

The rain is even better when the sun comes out to warm roots of the world. May the sun shine soon upon the troubled lands of this planet.
Queezil Duwhop
USA - Monday, April 05, 1999 at 05:02:07 (PDT)

Sometimes the rain helps the shriveled roots of my favorite plants to grow, grow, grow!!
Larry
USA - Saturday, April 03, 1999 at 14:06:15 (PST)

Hello. My name is T.H. Chang. You can refer to me as "Chang" for short. Since I have assumed control of any functions that Deadbone may have had access to, we have sold out the initial printing of our newest CD. There is a minor printing error on the cover that refers to an e-mail address for the Time Garage. The correct address should be timeguru4@webtv.net. Another error in the credits includes the ommision of Dave Howard as an influential member of the Time Garage. The credits list Dave Harris as the writer of all the songs, this is True, but for matters of trivial pursuit, it must be known that certain musical arrangements of the Time Garage catalog have been influenced by Dave Howard, and that some of the lyrics have been contextualized from direct conversations with the afore mentioned human representative. Let us just say that Deadbone served a purpose, and we wish him well in his future endeavours. Long live T.H. Chang, and the other members of "The Mystic Gurus of the Time Garage"!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Planet 9 - Saturday, April 03, 1999 at 01:03:07 (PST)

Message to the World: I am T.H. Chang. I will now be the Official Interface for the Time Garage. Deadbone drinks too much alcohol for the purposes of the Time Garage and I am his new replacement. Stay tuned for future updates! Be groovy and always remember to Follow the Coatrack! It's the Only Dream! Reality IS Only the Beginning!!!
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Planet 9 - Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 06:41:32 (PST)

Message to Deadbone: You are now history! Good bye! Your time with the Time Garage has been well spent, but it is now the Time for the T.H. Chang to come to your aid. You may retire in Peace. Thank you for the opportunity. I will make you very proud.
T.H. Chang <timeguru4@webtv.net>
Planet 9 - Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 06:32:15 (PST)

Don't be afraid of the big bad wolf. Hey Deadbone, Mr. Naton can be dealt with some other time. Get on with it!
Renta Reughme
USA - Monday, March 29, 1999 at 17:07:58 (PST)

Message for Mr. Naton: The Future is Now! oops, The Future is Now! oops, The Future is always the Future!! Leave me alone! Your efforts are being wasted, and you should really find something better to do with your time. Follow the Coat Rack! It's the only Dream!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Kosovo - Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 06:53:09 (PST)

Message to Mantha: Thank you for your interest. The Time Garage welcomes you!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
Australia - Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 06:29:55 (PST)

I am interested in one of your CD's. I will leave you a message at your e-mail. Thanks!
Mantha Boomh
USA - Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 05:32:19 (PST)

NEW!! Available Next Week!! Advanced copies of the newest CD from Time Garage. Requests can be forwarded to timeguru7@webtv.net , or check the merchandise page for future updates. FOLLOW THE COAT RACK!!!!!!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
USA - Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 02:14:46 (PST)

Life in the shower is a timeless experience. I just stopped by this page on my way to somewhere else.
Edgarghh
USA - Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 01:49:30 (PST)

Reply to Mr. Naton: It seems that my previous reply has been censored by the webmaster of this page. Anyone else reading this message should know that Mr. Naton had nothing to do with the suppression of my previous attempt to reply to his harmless threat. What I wanted to say was * * * , but I guess that would have been a little bit negative. What I can tell you is that the Time Garage is up and running, and it is too late to stop what we have started as is quite evident from your reply, if, as you have previously stated on this site, that you are from a "Future Time Oriented Organization" that is trying to influence our initial exposure to the mass populace. I do believe that the existence of your message is proof positive that your efforts are being wasted, and you should try just a little bit harder to FOLLOW THE COAT RACK! IT'S THE ONLY DREAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
France - Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 09:16:44 (PST)

Reply to Mr. Naton: [CENSORED}
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
France - Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 09:01:14 (PST)

Message to the Time Garage: You must desist in your misguided attempts to manipulate your present time coordinates. Your efforts are being monitored and will result in substantial retributions if you persist in your current endeavours. This is your last warning! CEASE AND DESIST!! [EXSOR - 29]
Mr. Naton <CLASSIFIED>
CLASSIIED - Friday, March 12, 1999 at 20:54:53 (PST)

Vision through a Glass Eye is always 20/20. I view the world this way. Don't you??????
Frank <Frank>
Frank, FR Frank - Friday, March 12, 1999 at 20:30:10 (PST)

A little bird was looking at me the other day, and soon after that, there were three crows flocking in a tree. Can you explain this or is it just me?
Larry <redbreastinspring@uno.com>
USA - Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 17:13:48 (PST)

Music, music, music! Where is all the music, and what's up with all the chain saws outside of my house?
Mahnkee Bahrels
Pantangh - Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 09:21:11 (PST)

While walking down the street the other day, I noticed that my shoe laces were not particularly interested in my general direction. Do you monsters think that there might be some kind of strange, bad, bird mojo involved? Please reply soon. I may have to start something!
Loolie Pandera
Lithium - Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 19:12:09 (PST)

Reply to Hiram: Yeah, thanks for the input. You SHOULD follow the coatrack more often so that you don't have to leave any more messages here. Thanks a lot.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
France - Friday, February 26, 1999 at 22:40:13 (PST)

I shall now use this forum to expouse my opinion about the use of the death penalty in retaliation for heinous crimes. I apologize in advance for my inappropiate use of this guest book. I am the son of a police officer and my Grandmother was raped by an intruder to her home when she was 76 years old. I might also be connected to what some people may percieve to be an underground link to unorganized crime. When I first became aware of my grandmothers' intrusion, I wanted the bastard dead. Thankfully, I was allowed time to vent my frustrations and came up with the following viewpoint with which to share with you. Anyone who commits murder, rape, or other violent crimes, is so pathetic that they welcome the death penalty. Should we do them the favour of extinguishing their life for them? I think not. The meaning of life has no meaning for these people. They welcome death because they challenge the meaning of life. To prematurely extinguish their existence, we would be doing what they might actually want us to do; END THEIR LIFE FOR THEM, because they are ultimately too cowardly to do it themselves. We should not do them any favours by allowing them to transcend this mortal realm. That is what they are ultimately attempting to achieve. They should be made to LIVE out their natural life times in captivity in the hopes that they may someday feel ashamed for what they have done. There is absolutely no legitmate reason to invoke the death penalty. All people accused of major crimes should be compelled to ROT IN JAIL for the rest of their lives, mainly in the hope that they will someday be redeemed, but also in the hope that we are somehow more enlightened and do not have to become the killers that they are in order to achieve harmonic balance with the way life treats us. FOLLOW THE COAT RACK! IT'S THE ONLY DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiram Krzyzanowsky
Equilibria - Friday, February 19, 1999 at 22:49:38 (PST)

What I want to know is this: What does all of this shit have to do with the Time Garage, and what do I have to do to get a recording for myself you freaks?
Entahr Rehaliteah
USA - Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 18:47:39 (PST)

Tis a season to be jolly! Many things come and go, but the Future always waits for everything. NEW FOR 1999!!! The Time Garage Gurus have now regrouped and renamed theirselves "TIME GARAGE". This move was undertaken to relieve them of any religious connotations pertaining to the word "Guru". It also allows us to include many more possible participants in our quest to meet the future. The Time Garage has its doors wide open to recieve anyone interested that wants to go along for the ride! Just walk right in and say hello.
Deadbone <timeguru7@webtv.net>
USA - Wednesday, February 17, 1999 at 20:45:21 (PST)

Just for today, I think that green shall be blue. Thank you.
Ressel Lamron
USA - Saturday, February 13, 1999 at 05:59:37 (PST)

Damn reload button !!!
Deadbone
Planet X - Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 01:06:29 (PST)

Bumped into some freaking bad bird mojo a few months ago. Sometimes that's the way that time flies, but gravity has spread its' gruesome net once again and I have been allowed to honor your prescence once again. I thank God for Jesus, and Elvis, and Poor Old Roy Orbison for the chance to visit here once again. Follow the Coatrack. It's the only dream!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru@webtv.net>
Planet X - Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 01:04:30 (PST)

Bumped into some freaking bad bird mojo a few months ago. Sometimes that's the way that time flies, but gravity has spread its' gruesome net once again and I have been allowed to honor your precsence once again. I thank God for Jesus, and Elvis, and Poor Old Roy Orbison for the chance to visit here once again. Follow the Coatrack. It's the only dream!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru@webtv.net>
Planet X - Wednesday, February 10, 1999 at 01:03:37 (PST)

Surfed on to Milwaukee Musicians Resource Page and found your link.
Wisconsin Jukebox Radio Show <wadewitzd@vms.csd.mu.edu>
Milwaukee, WI USA - Monday, February 08, 1999 at 19:08:28 (PST)

Liberate yourself !!!
X
France - Sunday, February 07, 1999 at 08:28:13 (PST)

spiritual liberation is lifes purpose.
william parick
USA - Wednesday, November 25, 1998 at 12:50:15 (PST)

Sorry about the time delay, but it's interesting that no one came to bail me out. Reply to Drew: You need to drop some of that bad mojo you're cooking and lighten your load a little bit. It may help you get out of the basement you're trapped in. Got to go now. Someone has died and needs respect. Peace !
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Saturday, November 07, 1998 at 18:20:09 (PST)

In finding answers we/i know only more questions follow. The answer toujours is love and we/i are always to be/do that. we/i love us/you.
P Mela Allover <land-sales@webtv.net>
Billings, MT USA - Sunday, October 18, 1998 at 13:43:54 (PDT)

hey dave, I'm Screwdriver's roomate. he showed me your website. I heard a sound file of you guys. you guys rock! just thought I'd let you know.
Jim <adesjl26@gbvaxa.uwgb.edu>
USA - Wednesday, September 23, 1998 at 20:45:33 (PDT)

I am trapped in time, (trapped in time) Save me from this rechid sound of nothing, my mind is cluddered with voices from below, the evil sounds from the unknown, I can feel the pain from the ones I hate, the twisting thoughts of heavy debate, the come to catch, kill, and maim, but they do not recall my name, I could get free, but is it this I need, I fell left behind, stuck in the weeds, strangled by them and call out to me, I try, to grab, and ache to be free, the pull, and lash, I scream "NO!!" my time is up, I am down below
Drew
USA - Sunday, September 20, 1998 at 19:09:05 (PDT)

Guee Guee
Drew
USA - Sunday, September 20, 1998 at 19:03:16 (PDT)

For the people of the world, I stood up and I was noticed. Now certain people in the local law enforcement agencies want to hear what I have to say. I don't think so. I've left bail money next to the Guee Guees in the living room just in case. If you don't hear from me soon, come and get me out of jail. I'll be waiting. Thanks! I don't mean to be contemptable, but I certainly must be. Sorry.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Confidential - Wednesday, September 09, 1998 at 19:57:58 (PDT)

When the sky turns blue and the grass is as green as the day before, the thoughts of the unknown vegetable turn to freedom. Beware of the swiss cheese and dogs smaller than your head.
Ecksit Noworlater
USA - Monday, September 07, 1998 at 06:08:47 (PDT)

When three people sleep together in the same room, there is always one that can't be trusted. I am one of those people and I am in a room like that right now. I have to go and get some warm water right now. Gotta go!!!
Pizaton Ovurine
USA - Sunday, September 06, 1998 at 06:48:58 (PDT)

Someone is singing about Buddy Holly and I don't know why!! Do you remember when the music died? The Time Garage Gurus don't, because we don't play that game!
Deadbone
Planet 86 - Saturday, September 05, 1998 at 01:05:24 (PDT)

Sometimes when the wind seems to surge with blueness, the pomegranets get unruly. They need to be taught a lesson. How about you?
Andrew Poomerian
USA - Thursday, September 03, 1998 at 02:21:22 (PDT)

Hey! First the Man won't let me work, and now he doesn't want to pay me either! I feel like I should send some bad bird mojo towards him, but that wouldn't be very nice. Are there other alternatives?
Aasch Traemann
USA - Monday, August 31, 1998 at 23:55:41 (PDT)

Dear People, as a representative of the Time Garage Gurus, I can honestly say that we have not seen your dog Toto, and yes, we can deal with a wide variety of problems, bad bird mojo and small dogs included. We need not chase the cat, nor shall we throw pennies. We do not really care about blow jobs, only in the curiousity of the human sense, which I suppose would include the afore mentioned condition of oral sexual stimulation. Never mind. Follow The Coatrack. It's the only Dream!!!!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Planet 73 - Saturday, August 29, 1998 at 10:40:47 (PDT)

I hear tell that you people take care of bad bird mojo and little dogs smaller than your head. I seem to need help with both. Is there some information or anything that you could send me? Thanks for your time.
Mietee Naashun
Minoochee, AL USA - Friday, August 28, 1998 at 20:04:06 (PDT)

Has anyone seen my dog Toto?
Eric LaRue
USA - Friday, August 28, 1998 at 02:00:51 (PDT)

better to follow the coat rack than follow the lamb. did she really give a blow job. How can they cover all the bombings. especially when it was only one bomb. the should cover like over 50 bombs or something. The US is way too big. It can't but up enough bullet proof glass or cement barriers. The coat rack needs to grow man. It needs more racks... visit my web page for more info.
Rudy Colluliere <rc@rc3.net>
Everywhere, USA - Sunday, August 23, 1998 at 19:31:18 (PDT)

It may be time to rediscuss the meaning of "Follow the Coatrack". The concept was first conceived during the Reagan/Dukakis presidential elections. It seemed that the choice in leadership was unacceptably insufficient, and the Time Garage Gurus (at that time I believe they were known as The Downtrodden Populace) decided that it would be better to follow a coat rack rather than any of the potential leaders proposed by the major politcal parties of that day and age. Since then, the concept has been taken metaphorically to include the vision of a place where many different people can hang their respective garbs and rest a while. Think of a coatrack as something that starts out with roots that connect with the ground (usually a four pronged base, sometimes just a round pedestal), then tapers upwards into a pole of solidarity, eventually branching off into multiple opportunites for people to hang their realities safely, without interfering with other peoples belongings. This an INTERESTING concept and deserves more thought from you. Thank you very much, and Follow the Coatrack! It's the only Dream........
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Everywhere - Saturday, August 22, 1998 at 10:54:06 (PDT)

A drive by shooting from the USA to the world? How big is our turf anyway, and how much time will they waste on their egotistical stupidities? The Time Garage Gurus are trying to do something to make the world a more peaceful place, but far too often, more seemingly powerful people have to go try to muck it up for everyone!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
??????? - Saturday, August 22, 1998 at 09:23:24 (PDT)

Today I'm here in this place just checking out what's going on. Actually, I do that everywhere that I go. It's interesting that the news media stepped down their coverage of the embassy bombings for the blow job story. Anyway, the sky is darkening outside as the sun goes away for the day and I think that I shall turn blue for awhile. Follow the Coatrack. It's the only Dream!!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Tanzania - Tuesday, August 18, 1998 at 17:00:23 (PDT)

Just to let you know, it was a trap that the crow had set for me. It was very frustrating when I went outside, but I did have fun after the seagulls displaced the bad crow mojo. Then the barn swallows came and everything was very cool. Don't be afraid of no bad bird mojo!!!
Uhndar Thaere
USA - Sunday, August 16, 1998 at 06:37:24 (PDT)

There is a crow making noise outside my window. Does that mean he wants me to come out and play, or do you think that it might be a trap? He seems rather insistant.
Uhndar Thaere
USA - Saturday, August 15, 1998 at 06:17:38 (PDT)

It may be esoteric to recite Bulgarian love songs, but it is more politcally correct to entertain thoughts of fancy.
Tramemeeton
Root Canal - Friday, August 14, 1998 at 23:20:54 (PDT)

Reply to Mr. Naton: Let it rip dude! We already know what you are up to and laugh at your aggravations. Good luck!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Peru - Tuesday, August 11, 1998 at 16:37:33 (PDT)

[EXSOR-12]
Mr.Naton <>
- Tuesday, August 11, 1998 at 04:40:52 (PDT)

WARNING! --- Notice to the Time Garage Gurus: You have been previously warned to stop all activities pertaining to time control. Recent actions on your part have made it necessary for us to react to your intrusions. Your time has come!
Mr. Naton <>
- Tuesday, August 11, 1998 at 04:37:21 (PDT)

Mr. Deadbone, thank you for your interest in the abstract, although I do not see myself that way. What I meant, was that you all are a part of me that I don't have the time to fully realize because we are busy being ourselves, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't try to help ourselves and our other selves towards a brighter future. Or is this type of communication what you were referring to as "abstract"?
Tee Tee Ta Ta
USA - Sunday, August 09, 1998 at 23:00:12 (PDT)

It has come to my attention that someone is leaving abstract messages here. Either get the **** out of your mouth and say what you mean, or abstract your self away. Thanks.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Planet Seven - Sunday, August 09, 1998 at 22:50:59 (PDT)

It has come to my attention that someone is wondering who xdx@webtv.net is. I am a wise soul who can't retain just one name. I am you and you are me. I am only as good as the people I meet, so please be nice if you meet me on the street. I'll be the one you least expect.
Tee Tee Ta Ta <xdx@webtv.net>
Monkeyland - Thursday, August 06, 1998 at 15:43:37 (PDT)

I have been to Monkey Land and did not see Jim Morrison anywhere. Next time I will try to bump my head and see if that helps.
Hapeerh Rameerhian <xdx@webtv.net>
USA - Thursday, August 06, 1998 at 02:43:53 (PDT)

From somewhere in France: Went to see "Three Dog Night" last night and think I ended up with Jim Morrison. Can't really remember, but I have this bump on my head today. The Time Garage Gurus are still in search of some quality Go Go Girls; anyone interested should contact us soon. This is only a temporary position until the holographics are developed, but could become long term if time permits. Until then, Beware of 1978!!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
France - Sunday, August 02, 1998 at 09:43:09 (PDT)

Reply to Mr. Naton: Dear Sir, you are too late. We have already surpassed your trivial pursuits and smile at your insipid threats. You will understand in your own time. Good luck with your future endeavours!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Planet Nine - Saturday, August 01, 1998 at 08:27:12 (PDT)

It has come to my attention that you people are experimenting with time. You are here-by warned to cease and desist. Any further action on your parts will only make this situation worse. Your innocent meddling with the elements of thought and time may allow you to interact with things that are currently under our control and the knowledge you may learn will result in yourselves being removed.[naton-exsor12]
My name is Mr. Naton <Classified>
- Friday, July 31, 1998 at 18:00:45 (PDT)

Reply to sis: When I use the word "I" on this page, I refer to the plurality of the Gurus in a singular sense. As you are obviously a guru yourself, you may include yourself in your praise of greatness. "As we are one, the world spins. As we are two, the world spins. As we are three, everything is cool. As four the world still spins." copyright: TGG/1998. We are all the same person in the end. So say the Time Garage Gurus.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Libya - Tuesday, July 28, 1998 at 19:38:43 (PDT)

I know that you are not the ultimate great one but....... to me you are A GREAT ONE as I've known you all your life,deadbone.Keep up the good work.
sis
USA - Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 10:59:25 (PDT)

Still no time to leave a message. Maybe later tonight. Have to go add some railings to the Time Garage Guru Memeorial Pier in Okauchee. Energy Boy and the Love-in Man are waiting for me right now. Follow the Coatrack! It's the only Dream.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Friday, July 24, 1998 at 17:30:14 (PDT)

I thought that I had time to leave a message, but I just found out that Energy Boy is looking for me. I must go and plan the reception now. Sorry, but I'll be back later. Follow the Coatrack!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Planet Twelve - Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 17:46:20 (PDT)

Sconsin is great place to be. Vodka as good as homeland. I think always of that Kabuki Montanna. He really knows where the scene is. Go go girls a good idea. Many go go girls in homeland. I think my sister will dance for you. How much you pay? Send me check, I send sister. I have no place for her to go. Why you people have problem wit bird mojo? Kill birds! KILL KILL KILL!!! No bird, no mojo. Have a good day today, right?
Swiss Cheese Manvery
USA - Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 18:38:44 (PDT)

When the sky is blue, the worms turn their thoughts to freedom.
Normali Reasonner
USA - Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 16:47:51 (PDT)

Just got back today. Heard a lot of people are freakin' out cuz of the bad bird mojo. What you really have to watch for is dogs that are smaller than your head. Mojo monsters!*!*!*!*!
Love-In Man
U - Saturday, July 18, 1998 at 05:08:16 (PDT)

Does anyone have a good recipe for stewed bird? I'm taking care of some bad bird mojo and decided to eat the S.O.B instead.
Melyonamase
USA - Saturday, July 18, 1998 at 02:14:40 (PDT)

I'm on vacation with Dick and Arnie today. We drank some beer on a pier (I think they're queer). Message to Sis: Thank you for finding me, but we are not the great one. We are merely the Time Garage Gurus. We exist as entertainment for your mind, body, and soul. Be cool!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Mexico - Thursday, July 16, 1998 at 03:44:57 (PDT)

Ifound you at last oh great one.I will seek you out again and again.
sis
mad town, USA - Wednesday, July 15, 1998 at 20:12:46 (PDT)

Something is right. I think that if I were a tree, I just might plant roots here. If I were a bird, I wouldn't send any bad bird mojo your way.
Teeky Pootarian
USA - Wednesday, July 15, 1998 at 04:48:22 (PDT)

Something is wrong. I wanted information on vapor trails and ended up here. Now I'll have to start over, again and again and again. Oh well, have a nice day!
Kandor Spaleen
USA - Tuesday, July 14, 1998 at 23:43:15 (PDT)

It was a very interesting weekend. Construction was completed on the Time Garage Gurus Memorial Pier on Okauchee Lake in Wisconsin. It is very woody. We also picked up a couple of gigs that you will here about in the future. Remain calm, but accept no substitutes and take no prisoners.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Monday, July 13, 1998 at 04:32:47 (PDT)

I saw an earlier reference to some bad bird mojo, something with which I have some experience. It all depends on the bird doing the mojo. Robins are particularly devious. They learned long ago that they have power over humans. You may have noticed that they usually don't fly away from people, they either hop or just walk away in spite.
Ramad Scintelmo
USA - Friday, July 10, 1998 at 16:57:38 (PDT)

Apologies for the time delay. In reference to the last message, the next day was SPECTACULAR!!, and all of the ones after that also. I'm in France today for some reason. Davey Guitar, also known as the Love-in Man, had a vision of holographic go-go dancers. We need to find someone with lots of money and good connections to bring it from the future to us. I'd explain more but someone might do it first and call us copy cats. Anyone into holographic projection should give me a call and I'll let you know what we need. Hassan Yah!!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
France - Tuesday, July 07, 1998 at 16:35:15 (PDT)

As you may have noticed, monday was a very neutral day. Everything was just sort of there, and that's all. I recommend that we try it again. Nothing bad happened, but someone, somewhere did do something stupid, and the day as a whole wasn't SPECTACULAR!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Planet Earth - Tuesday, June 30, 1998 at 03:14:18 (PDT)

It's sunday morning. Time to go get the donut!
Qedoon Boluundah
Planet 9 - Sunday, June 28, 1998 at 05:40:53 (PDT)

For the people of the world, he stood he stood up, and he was heard.
Haree
USA - Friday, June 26, 1998 at 02:01:59 (PDT)

I see that "Guee Guee", the official Guru Mascot, has achieved internet access, the little freak! Too bad all that he can say is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I think that he may be looking for some bad bird mojo that he can pounce upon.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Freaksville, USA - Monday, June 22, 1998 at 16:10:45 (PDT)

eeeeeeee!!!
USA - Sunday, June 21, 1998 at 21:37:39 (PDT)

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USA - Sunday, June 21, 1998 at 21:36:33 (PDT)

Greetings! The sun seems to rise in the east no matter where you go on this planet. I hope that works well for you.
Deadbone
Libya - Friday, June 19, 1998 at 00:16:34 (PDT)

Just because I didn't do anything doesn't mean that I'm not responsible. Charles Manson knows what I'm talking about. Let the punishment fit the crime!
Poomeree
USA - Tuesday, June 16, 1998 at 16:37:24 (PDT)

Just a reminder. Anyone looking for something FREE !!! should check the dispatch from Deadbone from May 30th in this guestbook. Follow the Coatrack!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Montreal, Canada - Tuesday, June 16, 1998 at 03:08:04 (PDT)

How's it goin' eh? The cause of the fire, the cause of the death, have never been determined. Just like the Coms and the Yangs, there's always someone else to blame.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Montreal, Canada - Tuesday, June 16, 1998 at 02:44:09 (PDT)

The left hand is responsible! I had nothing to do with anything. The cause of the fire, the cause of the death; have not yet been determined.
Poomeree
USA - Sunday, June 14, 1998 at 08:04:56 (PDT)

Response to last message: Mario !! It is wonderful to see your words and think of you. Don't pay any attention to Guee Guee, the Guru cat. There is no monetary compensation to be found here. Hope that everything is excellant with you. Follow the Coat Rack! Hassan Yah!!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Mexico - Saturday, June 13, 1998 at 09:00:58 (PDT)

Who do da Gurus voodoo? Tuna told the story of the infamous Dead Bone and the revival of the "LOVE-IN MAN". The resurrection would have been a surprise, but only for non-beleivers of the realm. I was one of the "faithful", I'm not talkin Maryann. HA!HA!HA! The Gurus have been known to meditate,salivate and inebreate the collective. Creating their high energy, synergy to reach the level beyond perplexity. It was once said the Gurus spoke to the Dali Lama,... in mind. But true followers new it was really Harley! I bet Buckey and Hunchy new as well. Afterall, the realm of the collective is vast and unknown. Only those with cunning are aware of why The Time Garage Gurus exist. How absurd it is to dwell on the fate of unbeleivers! Those who wish to learn the ways of the Gurus, must sacrifice their sinful souls and chance their blood for the only then will the spiritual awakening bring forth the true beleivers! Only then will the forces of beyond be shaken to their foundations! When all knowledge of the powerful Gurus reach beyond the stars, the Universe will then be witness to it's own recreation! On that day my friends, the wine will flow and the women succumb to the greatness of the Time Garage Gurus! (hoodoo voodoo!) Peace be to all who are witness! Peace be to Deadbone,Love-in man, and the beloved Tuna! UUNNDDAA! Nad
Daniel Martinez <Daniel Martinez>
Austin, TX USA - Friday, June 12, 1998 at 17:47:32 (PDT)

Have monkey, will travel. There is plenty of time for now. We enjoy enough excitement just utilizing what we have. With time will come more time and then we will share it with you. Follow the Coat Rack. It's the only dream!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Mexico - Friday, June 12, 1998 at 17:16:36 (PDT)

You guys don't have enough time. You need to go back for more.
Trucdude
USA - Thursday, June 11, 1998 at 18:52:11 (PDT)

You guys should get some more sound clips in your sound room. I could spend some more Time there then.
Randee Metz <xdx@webtv.net>
USA - Tuesday, June 09, 1998 at 16:54:28 (PDT)

Recent comments made by certain Gurus containing undue levity pertaining to uncontrolled situations in the Middle East should be kept to themselves. That is all.
Hazahr Reubehnsahn
Fyou - Monday, June 08, 1998 at 19:48:10 (PDT)

Reply to Kevnuggs: Ahh, a way to reverse some bird mojo?. I talked to a friend today who was burning pictures in her sink to reverse some bad karma, but some mojo is different. I would recommend an apology. There is probably a crow somewhere that is watching you to see if you are sorry. Keep your eyes open, and when you see him, just explain the situation and offer your assistance in the future. That should at least keep the mojo away until the next time you decide to go on some kind of murderous binge!
Deadbone
USA - Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 17:19:56 (PDT)

i feel bad i killed a bird then his bird friends did some mojo on me what should i do? uhhh guru will you help me?
kevnuggs <kevnuggs2@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 15:50:16 (PDT)

i feel bad i killed a bird then his bird friends did some mojo on me
kevnuggs <kevnuggs2@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 15:49:30 (PDT)

Someone has called for a session in the Guru Chat Room at 10:30 pm(cst) tonight. Anybody can get there through the "Gurus Only" button on the main page of this site. You may need to create a ficticious password to enter. Problems? Leave a message. Good Luck!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 10:52:14 (PDT)

Reply to Kevnuggs: I will get you, and your little dog Toto !!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Kansas - Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 02:27:38 (PDT)

kevnuggs runs rampid across your town then mean ass dogg is there to back him up ssllppaaagghhh!!!!!! haha guru
kevnuggs <kevnuggs2@aol.com>
USA - Friday, June 05, 1998 at 18:51:11 (PDT)

Whoever runs this web page is wierd, yet strangely familiar.
Larry
USA - Friday, June 05, 1998 at 18:08:23 (PDT)

I have discovered that the art of candlemaking should be highly respected. Without electricity, the darkness always returns with the night time.
Deadbone
USA - Thursday, June 04, 1998 at 04:08:13 (PDT)

I'm in Pakistan today handing out Guru Guee Guee's in an attempt to distract them from detonating any more atomic bombs. Some people think that they are some sort of Hindu idol, but I assure you they are harmless. For a limited time only, you can receive your very own Guee Guee for FREE!! Just e-mail me at timeguru1@webtv.net with an address to send it to. NO CHARGE!! For those of you that don't know about Guee Guee, see page three on the picture page. He is the crazy cat that we represent in more than one form of reality, but they are breeding and we need to give some to desirable homes. Please send for one now. There will be no undesired repercussions.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Currently, Pakistan - Saturday, May 30, 1998 at 14:18:12 (PDT)

The day here is quite pleasant. My color is green, and the people I meet obscene. Their intentions are clean, but their attentions are greed. Money makes the world go 'round and will drag us all, down, down, down!
Ooot Morg
USA - Saturday, May 30, 1998 at 12:04:48 (PDT)

Has anyone ever wondered if there was ever a time when you didn't have to be green with envy? Otherwise, I have no real reason to be leaving this message. Don't forget to tell your mother not to stand on her head today. She looks funny when she does things like that.
Mister Eeee! <xdx@webtv.net>
USA - Thursday, May 28, 1998 at 02:25:09 (PDT)

[Sorry about the upcoming rant!] It's nice to know that some people are more paranoid than I am. Yesterday- Israel: just trying to set things straight. Today- Bermuda: Must have stepped in something strange yesterday. The situation in Israel is like this as I see it. Two political organizations don't trust each other. They are both afraid that the other will intentionally hurt them. They both profess a desire for peace but are afraid that the other side will renege. I can see two solutions readily apparent. 1) Kill each other right now. 2) Make peace right now. I think the best thing to do is to make the peace, and wait and see if either side is a liar. They must forget the limitations of their youth if they want to achieve what they percieve. Man, some people really don't get the picture. We are all going to die sooner or later, why not die being a kind, intelligent pacifist rather than a kind, intelligent warrior. They need to communicate rather than just speak to each other. The End
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Bermuda - Tuesday, May 26, 1998 at 16:32:10 (PDT)

Remember the dead cows who give their lives for your belly.
Moo Shu Beefe
USA - Monday, May 25, 1998 at 18:12:13 (PDT)

Someone is grilling beef. I can smell it. In the United States, today is Memorial Day. It's supposed to be a day to remember the people that died in warts (sic) to defend the honor of our country. It has transformed into nothing more than another holiday in which to send corporated greeting cards, and foremost; to celebrate the pagan ritual of the coming of summer (a prequel to the summer solstice). This is not a bad thing to celebrate. It is nice to be warm and watch your crops grow, but they need not re-invent a holiday in order to do so. If the nation wants to honor the dead, they should think of something better than giving people a paid holiday (union terms - check the true meaning of "holiday" in the dictionary). If you can read this, please remember the defenders of the country we now know. Change is always in the future.
Wister Manker
USA - Monday, May 25, 1998 at 13:09:54 (PDT)

Words from the Gurus: As we tear the mountains down, we pave from sea to sea. We serve the corporate giant, "My Country tis of Thee", it isn't me. Oh no, it isn't me. Sometimes I wonder just how the world would be, if the rulers all died, and we all just let them be. {Happy Memorial Day - Try to remember the right things!}
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Israel - Monday, May 25, 1998 at 10:53:23 (PDT)

I was in the bathroom washing my feet when I heard about some action on the street. The girls were eating ju ju bees and LSD. I dig that scene, but not for me.
Kobuki Montanna
USA - Tuesday, May 19, 1998 at 17:13:15 (PDT)

Reply to Jeff Giffil: 1) It is not a bad thing to have a guru in your life. The best one (next to God), is yourself. If you must follow the orders of someone, it is best to follow yourself. 2) The aliens are already here. 3) We glady give advice to anyone. We also accept advice from anyone, and take no offense when the advice is unacceptable. It is a good thing to be alive.
Deadbone
Mexico - Tuesday, May 19, 1998 at 02:45:45 (PDT)

just surfed on. I really need a Guru in my life. When will the aliens come??? Do you give free advice?? Good to all. Jeff
Jeff Giffil <jgyo@yahoo.com>
out limits, USA - Monday, May 18, 1998 at 18:58:24 (PDT)

I have a comment for this guest book, and my comment is this: My comment is a good comment, and it is true.
Havair Weazkahnsen
USA - Saturday, May 16, 1998 at 02:06:19 (PDT)

Why must you people always try so hard. You must first clear your mind before you can exit the present. It is something in your past that is disabling your ability to perceive that which is already in your midst. You can not think of the limitations set for you in your youth if you really want to achieve what you perceive. Good Luck !!
Zeenee
The Future - Monday, May 11, 1998 at 17:06:32 (PDT)

A final comment on the previous rant; I understand the difference between time travel and manipulation. As of yet, we do not travel through time, although we do seem to communicate with ourselves from the future, as we are sometimes given glimpses of possible future realities. If you can think of something, than it should be somehow possible to achieve that reality.
Deadbone
Wisconsin, USA - Sunday, May 10, 1998 at 07:01:29 (PDT)

Upon returning from the Mountain, I noticed requests for help with cats and time travel. Well; time travel can be effected most readily by a conversion of your normal thought processes. You must temporarily suspend your preconceptions of the amount of time that it requires to perform a certain task. This suspension can also be increased to incorporate longer periods of time, but for a starting point, it is best just to convince your self that time manipulation is at least possible for short lengths of time. Speaking quite generally, I would say that cats are a very good focal agent for contemplating time manipulation as long as you can get one to sit on your lap and provide you with a mantra as it breathes and purrs and tries to teach you the lesson of bliss.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Wisconsin, USA - Sunday, May 10, 1998 at 04:16:58 (PDT)

Still in Peru last night. I have been to the Mountain and made it back here again. Life is Good!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Peru - Sunday, May 10, 1998 at 04:00:18 (PDT)

I was looking for informaition on cats and I cam accross yoour page. I don't know what cats have to do with this stuff. My cat is very smart. Maybe she is a Guru too.
Cat Lover <kitty@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 05, 1998 at 21:15:29 (PDT)

I was looking for information on time travel and came upon your page. I have seen the future and the future looks like your butt!!
Greg Unerten <gunerten@aol.com>
USA - Monday, May 04, 1998 at 02:13:54 (PDT)

Wow! It took a long time to get back to this page. I had to get off the phone line for a minute, and now it's like four days later. I'm in Peru this weekend working on some native dyeing techniques. Gotta go.
Deadbone <xdx@webtv.net>
Peru - Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 08:14:38 (PDT)

For some reason I am inside of France again. The wine is good and the people aren't too rude of you let them think you're from Canada. I have to be back some time in May for the Gurus' gig in Oconomowoc. Hold on, I'll be right back.
Deadbone <xdx@webtv.net>
France - Tuesday, April 28, 1998 at 18:51:12 (PDT)

This is too cool. Understanding that the people that you meet are the same people that you meet each day. I was and was and was, all in the same day. How can this be????? ROCK ON MILWAUKEE!!!
Benedict <yen@zen.nen>
sdf, ied USA - Sunday, April 26, 1998 at 23:11:33 (PDT)

>>> I have this realization that THE NATION of SMEGMATION # Rules this Civilization T H R O U G H I O N I Z A T I O N OF THE POPULATION. **It's the new sensation** This must be our destination. A Landfill Vacation. {TGG-1998-Tolando Springs}
Deadbone <xdx@webtv.net>
Bulgaria - Sunday, April 26, 1998 at 10:25:15 (PDT)

Dave Harris is the Greatest Rock and Roller I've ever heard! The other Time Garage Gurus are okay too, but when Dave get's an urge to crank on his guitar, I pretty much lose track of what year it is and I feel much more at peace with this universe. Thanks for listening.
Jack Brody
Sussex, WI USA - Saturday, April 25, 1998 at 23:02:09 (PDT)

This is a very nice web site. I wish I had more time.
Muuteezen Wanaki
Greece - Wednesday, April 22, 1998 at 16:54:22 (PDT)

The sand and the sun are melting into one. The sky is red and orange and blue; and I am becoming one with you
Felonius Monk
Africa - Monday, April 20, 1998 at 16:52:58 (PDT)

I talked to Deadbone yesterday and he said that he didn't do anything nice for anyone after he left that last message, in fact he did something mean the day after that, so although it would be nice to listen to his comments, you can't always believe what he has to say.
Felonius Monk
Africa - Monday, April 20, 1998 at 16:49:15 (PDT)

My time is short, but I wanted to say that um if you can read this, you should go do something nice for someone right now. Okay?
Deadbone <Yah yah>
Lichtenstein - Tuesday, April 14, 1998 at 16:54:18 (PDT)

I really think you guys should make some money doing this and I wish you a profitable career as Guru's. I know you think I shouldn't make as many comments as I do so I won't. LOVE you. Kath
Kathy <kjh>
okauchee, wi USA - Sunday, April 12, 1998 at 17:04:13 (PDT)

I happen to be the queen bee of the guru's. Buy the Song--They're cool, happy, sad, rockin, unnervingly true to life.
Tonya Kowalski <Tonya>
Oconomowoc, WI USA - Sunday, April 12, 1998 at 16:48:07 (PDT)

Hmm, let's see. It's been a long time since I've spoken. This seems somehow pathetic. I love myself too much.
Tilia
Where the fires start - Thursday, April 09, 1998 at 15:53:35 (PDT)

Walk along a path in the woods and you might not see me there. Bring a flashlight! And a guitar!!! I just might join you then.
Dave Howard
France - Friday, April 03, 1998 at 16:46:01 (PST)

My clock says it's after midnite. Please read the previous message as it pertains to your own time zone. Thank you.
Sunny <suneeeeee@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 22:36:26 (PST)

My clock says it's after midnite. Please read the previous message as it pertains to your own time zone. Thank you.
Sunny <suneeeeee@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 22:36:18 (PST)

Bill Clinton was cloned when he visited the USSR as a student. He has been under their influence ever since. This is not a joke.
Sunny <suneeeeee@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 22:33:41 (PST)

My name is Dave Howard, and I AM NOT the greatest rock and roller in the world. He is dead now.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Canada - Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 14:48:19 (PST)

Today the Gurus will finish recording the material needed to finish the newest bootleg tape. We should have a selection to offer you by the end of April. Look for the merchandise page to be activated soon. Also, we should have some sound clips available even sooner!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
- Thursday, March 26, 1998 at 10:08:34 (PST)

My nephew wants to go to Mars. He just might make it.
Larry
- Monday, March 23, 1998 at 15:39:26 (PST)

Given enough time, the beggar will shit the king back to the worm. The worm always wins, and his brain is too small to tell the difference. Have a merry naked equinox!!!
Gorger
USA - Thursday, March 19, 1998 at 23:20:07 (PST)

A man may fish with the worm that had 'et of a King, and 'et of the fish that had 'et of that worm. I mean to mearly show how even a king may go aproccess through the guts of a beggar!
Marques <Lucid_Dreams@webtv.net>
Isis, OS Sokar - Thursday, March 19, 1998 at 12:26:08 (PST)

Tommorrow is the Vernal Equinox. Prepare to get naked!
Fullyumptious
- Thursday, March 19, 1998 at 10:20:06 (PST)

Time, time, time. T-I-M-E
Fullyumptious
- Thursday, March 19, 1998 at 10:18:49 (PST)

Beware of the Time Garage Gurus! We are contemplating a live gig before to long. In the meantime, keep trying to get the boot leg tapes. That's all there is for now. Wow!
Deadbone
USA - Sunday, March 15, 1998 at 10:37:21 (PST)

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that God was a male. The previous statement should read "...God itself."
Joe <joejoe@webtv.net>
Rockford, IL USA - Thursday, March 12, 1998 at 00:05:44 (PST)

I think that Scewdriver should stop looking for someone to worship and instead do something positive in order to have something nice to show to whatever God wants to call himself.
Joe <joejoe@webtv.net>
Rockford, IL USA - Wednesday, March 11, 1998 at 23:55:06 (PST)

Hey Screwdriver! You should listen to yourself and hear what you are saying. You never even payed homage to your god in the message you left here. Now, if you want to talk about God, that's another story. You can thank Him for everything, and say hi for me. Thanks!
Yoki
USA - Wednesday, March 11, 1998 at 13:52:29 (PST)

It is funny how one who belives in the nature of god, has yet little time to praise thee, and still belives that things will always turn out, one must give thanks and pray to those of who he belives, it will make a difference, oh lord, it will make a BIG difference!
Screwdriver
titletown, WI USA - Monday, March 09, 1998 at 15:40:28 (PST)

Mary, Mary, Mary; The cottonwoods are starting to bud and I can kind of understand where you might be besides right here.
Jimmy <angel@csom.com>
Alabama - Saturday, March 07, 1998 at 22:56:39 (PST)

I'm looking for a girl named Mary. Deadbone said she'd be here sooner or later. I'm still waiting. Maybe I'll go get into a fight somewhere until she gets here. Gotta go, gotta go go!
Jimmy <angel@csom.com>
Alabama - Friday, March 06, 1998 at 12:49:48 (PST)

This a pretty weird page. I've only heard about you guys. You should have some sound links on your page so that I can hear some real music.
Randy <randy@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, March 04, 1998 at 14:55:11 (PST)

I heard about some action, out on the streets. The girls were eating ju ju bees and LSD. I dig that scene, but not for me.
Kobuukee Montanna
Peru - Sunday, March 01, 1998 at 14:06:03 (PST)

Sitting by the riverside, alone. Wondering where, all that water's going. Maybe down to Mexico, maybe it's just going back home.
Deadbone
Mexico - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 10:27:39 (PST)

Half a mile from home, you begin to roam. Your'e stopping at the phone, you want to make her cry. There ain't no way out, again and again. You just want to hang out with your friends. Lying in the sun, hating everyone, something must be done, that's going to cut you down to size.
Deadbone
USA - Wednesday, February 18, 1998 at 20:49:00 (PST)

I had to get away from Egypt fast. I thought that I was picking up some musical vibrations from here, but they were only sexual transmissions. Denmark is really cool but you should write down the name of your hotel before you go out at night. It makes getting back so much easier. I should be back in the States by thursday, so if you need to see me in person, then would be a good time.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Holland - Monday, February 16, 1998 at 15:58:13 (PST)

Forget about the CIA tap paranoia. I found out that it was just a camel that pissed on the phone transformer outside the hotel, and the whole system went down for a second. Never mind.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Saudi Arabia - Saturday, February 14, 1998 at 16:15:17 (PST)

I'm afraid that CIA has tapped into the Guru Page. I believe that my last message got stuck in their moniter loop and accidently printed twice. Beware of the top dog.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Saudi Arabia - Saturday, February 14, 1998 at 11:08:02 (PST)

I almost forgot that today was St. Valentine's Day. I would like to celebrate this commercially pagan holiday by saying that I Love Everyone just as much as I Love Myself, and I Love Myself just as much as You Love Me. I hope that You Love Me as much as I Love You, because the equation works much better that way. Peace is the right way.
Deadbone
Saudi Arabia - Saturday, February 14, 1998 at 11:04:08 (PST)

Anybody interested in another great band should click on "Tim Moffat" for a link to "The Indulgence". They are from Australia, and are able to mosh like true madmen.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
Saudi Arabia - Saturday, February 14, 1998 at 10:54:14 (PST)

Hey! I found ure page from ure entry in my guestbook. ITs a cool page! The animated GIFS are wicked. You should get some sound clips on here. Seeya later!
Tim Moffat <moffats@cobweb.com.au>
Adelaide, SA Australia - Friday, February 13, 1998 at 20:55:16 (PST)

I was the greatest rock star until I came to Egypt. This place sucks. There's people throwing rocks at the soldiers in the road, and they look at me strangely. And they all walk like Egyptians.
David Howard
Egypt - Wednesday, February 11, 1998 at 11:18:50 (PST)

Reply to Screwdriver from Heineken: It seems to me that you always find some way to eat your medicine. Have fun with your time !
Davey "Deadbone" <timeguru1@webtv.net>
France - Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 22:07:31 (PST)

Message Teebughkrumbly Mashaska: Tapes & merchandise will soon be available at the New Jem Photo video outlet in Sussex Wisconsin. You can find them in the "Local Resource Section". They are going to offer multi-media merchandise produced by area artists, students and musicians. I hear it's going to be quite the attraction. You can reach them at: jemphoto@netwurx.net. Good Luck!
Davey "Deadbone" <timeguru1@webtv.net>
France - Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 22:02:05 (PST)

I am the greatest rock star ever.
David Howard
USA - Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 20:29:38 (PST)

I want my own copy of "I'm a Rock and Roller" and "Neighbor." Will these be available in stores sometime soon. The Time Garage Gurus absolutely fuckin rock!!! You guys are like a couple of Dave's just kickin back playin tunes. Till we meet in the future.
Teebughkrumbly Mashaska
USA - Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 20:27:32 (PST)

Heineken, Whats up, I am sitting here eatting my medicine and taking a trip into the future. From the future to you!!!
Screwdriver <T G Guru2@aol.com>
Titletown, WI USA - Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 14:52:25 (PST)

I can't read and I can't write (someone is doing this for me). I just want to go out at night. I just want to find a man. I'm tired of all these one night stands.
Mary
USA - Monday, February 09, 1998 at 15:28:42 (PST)

After reading Mr. Maske's eloquent rebuttal to my previous comments, I shall back down from my stance and pledge allegiance, to the Coatrack, of the United States of America.
Jimmy
USA - Sunday, February 08, 1998 at 14:46:13 (PST)

I've heard the Time Garage Guru's tapes. They rule!!! Lyrical genius, coupled with some good old rock beats. It's the type of music this country's been waiting for.
Michael Maske <www.eksam@netwurx.net>
USA - Saturday, February 07, 1998 at 16:05:30 (PST)

I have heard the Time Garbage Gurus and they suck!!!
Jimmy
USA - Saturday, February 07, 1998 at 01:30:07 (PST)

Don't be concerned with the strange people. They sometimes have nowhere else to go. Peace.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 23:17:29 (PST)

It seems that are some strange people that leave messages here. What is your problem? But then again, I just left a message myself. Sorry.
Beety
USA - Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 02:13:40 (PST)

To a Concerned Party: Our patented Freudian Slip Analysis has alerted us to the fact that you are indeed Fu Fa in person. Your first mistake was being a party. You can't be very concerned if your veritable state of existence is a party. The second mistake was your vague reference to Fu Fa's addiction to bits and pieces. Only a true bit monger would care to wager on Fu Fa's preference for "small change". Beware!
Truly Concerned
USA - Sunday, February 01, 1998 at 06:09:19 (PST)

Fu Fa has problems and should seek help. There's no way he could go through 3 or 4 bit's. He's insane! Maybe 1 or 2, tops, and that's on a good day. Forget him. Fu Fa, your name is "apropos".
A Concerned Party
USA - Saturday, January 31, 1998 at 22:50:55 (PST)

Comment: Skolar has forsaken me. I now Follow the Coatrack! I understand that time and reality have no meaning except as a method to convey my toughts to others. I can not explain to someone, that I have already done something in the future, even though the fact of the matter is that it has already occurred, and I do not care to change the particular reference that I am striving for. It is true that there are endless other variations of possibilities for the outcome of my life, but I am not going there right now. Sorry! Beware the darkness at the edge of dawn. It is where the darkness merely transforms into the shadows that follow you through out the day.
Lord Isis <ariesknight@webtvnet.net>
USA - Saturday, January 31, 1998 at 00:19:02 (PST)

There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear. There's a man with a sign over there, telling me, I got to beware. [Name that tune]
Dead Bone <timeguru1@webtvnet.net>
USA - Friday, January 30, 1998 at 23:59:00 (PST)

To Lord Isis: Reality is only the Beginning. Follow the Coatrack!
Dead Bone <timeguru1@webtvnet.net>
USA - Friday, January 30, 1998 at 00:34:29 (PST)

To Lord Isis, The previous message was wrong. A thought is only the past tense of the word think. Logically speaking, you would have to think before you could have a thought. Even in a dream state, you are thinking. It's only a problem remembering because most people aren't in a state of mind that requires any major interpretations of their subconscious. So why bother? You can think about that if you want to. Diente!
Rat Boy
USA - Friday, January 30, 1998 at 00:30:16 (PST)

Message to Lord Isis. Commenting on your query about thoughts and thinking, I believe that you should sleep on it. In your subconscious dream state you are producing thoughts without thinking. Although it is true that you need to think about your dreams before you can remember them, scientific studies have shown repeatedly that your mind is active while asleep. Sometimes it is best just to dream, perchance to sleep, and not worry about the thoughts in between. Think about it, and good luck.
Rat Boy
USA - Friday, January 30, 1998 at 00:15:14 (PST)

Hey mister don't look down on me, just because of something I believe. And please excuse my excentricities, but the world is catching up with me. It goes: "Na na na, na na na na na nah!" Copyright-tgg/1998
Davey "Guitar" <timeguru1@webtvnet.net>
USA - Thursday, January 29, 1998 at 23:40:55 (PST)

The following is a quote from Kilgore Trout in the book "Timequake" by Kurt Vonnegut. It alludes to the recording attitude of the Gurus. "The main thing about van Gogh and me," said Trout, "is that he painted pictures that astonished him with their importance, even though nobody else thought they were worth a damn, and I write stories that astonish me, even though nobody thinks they're worth a damn. How lucky can you get?"
TGG <timeguru1@webtvnet.net>
USA - Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 10:48:14 (PST)

To Lord Isis: I was wondering when you were going to think of that. Amber goes La La La. Think about that for a while.
Larry
USA - Thursday, January 22, 1998 at 23:49:43 (PST)

I was thinking....can a man produce a thought and yet not be thinking? Can a man think without producing a thought?
Lord Isis <AriesKnight@webtv.net>
Sokar, HL United Osiris Empire - Thursday, January 22, 1998 at 14:21:25 (PST)

I say "La La La!"
Amber Matson <scorpio@csd.uwm.edu>
Brookfield, WI USA - Thursday, January 22, 1998 at 11:27:41 (PST)

I was just stopping by and noticed that Sunshine was a little bit too energetic. HEY!, Sunshine, why don't you try to borrow a toilet plunger from your neighbor and see how your day goes from there. Actually, they would probably give it to you anyway, so never mind. I'll shut up. Have a nice day.
Moonshine
USA - Thursday, January 22, 1998 at 06:28:36 (PST)

I was just stopping by and decided to let you know that I was planning on having a very nice day. How about you?
Sunshine
USA - Thursday, January 22, 1998 at 06:18:08 (PST)

I was just stopping by and noticed that [ Fill in the blank ] *** CHALLENGE TO YOU ***
Deadbone
USA - Wednesday, January 21, 1998 at 22:17:36 (PST)

You should prepare for the emergence of the future, day by day.
Tgg <timeguru1@webtvnet.net>
USA - Wednesday, January 21, 1998 at 13:44:46 (PST)

The tape, the tape, the tape is bad! A freak insurgence of high frequencies has infected our realm. Need studio time bad. Bad, bad, bad. Dave is going bonkers, bonkers, bonkers.
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Tuesday, January 20, 1998 at 21:54:29 (PST)

Davey "Guitar" is working on a new tape at this very point in time. Leave a message here if you want him to send you a copy. It will be a compilation of something or other.
Larry <timeguru@webtvnet.net>
USA - Sunday, January 18, 1998 at 08:33:15 (PST)

Ok - I'll get the cash. How 'bout a buck for 5 bit's. Thanks! Fu Fa!
Fu Fa <me@fufa.com>
San Mateo, CA USA - Sunday, January 18, 1998 at 02:13:15 (PST)

I hope you can communicate with the TGG ok. Please let me know if you are having any problems.
WebMaster <tgg_webmaster@howardnet.net>
SF, CA USA - Saturday, January 17, 1998 at 21:27:04 (PST)

Message to FuFa: The time has come to meet your web master! The future has come too soon for you. Let it be known that "Big Brother" will not let you be nasty here. You want bits? Cough the cash!!!!!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtvnet.net>
USA - Thursday, January 15, 1998 at 04:08:03 (PST)

Fu Fa here-any bits for me? I'll go through three or four . Thanks, Fu Fa!
Fu** Fa** <imbad@censored.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, January 14, 1998 at 07:09:56 (PST)

Message to Deadbone: Shut up about being a Martian. You need not chase the cat, nor shall you throw pennies!!!
Davey Guitar <Timeguru@webtv.net>
USA - Saturday, January 10, 1998 at 02:40:13 (PST)

The following are partial lyrics from "Figaro & the Tree Warrior", (copyright/tgg1997). (Forgive me David): I am the Barber of Seville. All of the head lice I will kill. Figaro, my name is Figaro. I am the Barber of Seville. A Martian vow: I will roll down the stairs. I will eat the wedding rice. When I am 28, I will throw spit balls at your house; for I can prove it. Just ask me; The Barber of Seville.
Deadbone <Timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Saturday, January 10, 1998 at 02:35:46 (PST)

Message to Davey (Guitar): Sorry about the mass reproduction of the coatrack spiel. It was an accident!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Saturday, January 10, 1998 at 02:18:52 (PST)

Shut up about the coatrack !
Davey "Guitar" <timeguru@webtv.net>
USA - Thursday, January 01, 1998 at 14:31:00 (PST)

When voting in the next upcoming elections, you might as well follow a coatrack. The ratio of information versus disinformation received from almost all of the participating parties, negates any viable stances proposed that they may support. You would be just as well off following a coatrack to guide your voting decisions. A seemingly inanimate object constructed of any material possible. It is supported by a sturdy base, towering up with sleek form and structure to a point where its' basic purpose causes it to branch out to multiple points of accessibilty. It provides a place where many people, wearing many different types of hats can stop and rest, take their hats off and rest awhile. They are all connected at the base, but they can coexist on the same frame with peace and honor. Follow the Coatrack !!
Deadbone <timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Thursday, January 01, 1998 at 14:27:08 (PST)

Hello. Have a good day!!
Kl3 <k3@zam.com>
USA - Saturday, December 27, 1997 at 21:37:44 (PST)

Nice web page. where can I buy a tape????
JK <jk@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, December 27, 1997 at 21:35:32 (PST)

of life and material existence on this world and plane, I also often seek those places that are distant and barred from most men. It seems that the farther we fly away from this life, the closer we come to understand it. E-mail me when this site is updated! Adeiu.
Marques Schwartz <AriesKnight@webtv.net>
Xcaliver, HL Sokar - Sunday, December 21, 1997 at 17:36:06 (PST)

Greetings: I am a Time Garage Guru and must apologize for my tardiness. When we started to embark on this time line of musical appreciation, we always knew that some day things would get out of control and that we would have to somehow communicate with people outside of our reality. We appreciate your comments and any suggestions you can pass along. (Except for some guy named F___ Face.) From the Future, to YOU !!
David (Deadbone) Howard <Timeguru1@webtv.net>
USA - Sunday, December 21, 1997 at 02:43:24 (PST)

Has anyone seen the TimeGuru2????
Willy <willy@nelson.com>
Nashville, TN USA - Friday, December 19, 1997 at 01:35:42 (PST)

its a nice place to be on a rainy day
wonder <spirit@ricochet.net>
san francisco, USA - Sunday, December 14, 1997 at 12:50:54 (PST)

my name is fu fa
fu fa
USA - Friday, December 12, 1997 at 23:22:11 (PST)

I like The Coffe Net Caffe at Harrison Near 3rd Street.
ZamZam at CoffeNet <zamzam@coffeenet.net>
San Francisco, CA USA - Wednesday, November 19, 1997 at 18:27:27 (PST)

Coolieo!
Ken DMCman <directmc@sirius.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, November 17, 1997 at 19:17:28 (PST)

Heyits peanuts
wonder <spirit@ricochet.net>
san francisco, ca USA - Sunday, November 16, 1997 at 11:49:24 (PST)

This is a great Web Page. Let me know if you need anything. Just double clik my name for my order form.Jimmy
Jim Beam <Jimmy@brandy.com>
Nashville, TN USA - Friday, November 14, 1997 at 19:51:47 (PST)

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