For Gurus Only

Welcome!  The Guru Only Page allows you to access			
the latest and the greatest.  Read comments and 	
essays by The Time Garage Gurus.  Access the lyrics			
to their most influential songs and invert time.			
More Guru enlightenment and benifits to come.

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Definition of Time
		
			
			1. existence as a succesion of states; hour; duration; period
			2. time as settled by passage of sun over the merdian at Greenwich
			3. figure of speech which does not apply to anything literally
			4. none of the above --- Other
			
		
	
	

		
Definition of Garage
		
			
			1. building to house cars
			2. refueling and repair center for cars
			3. a building somewhere in The Lunatic Fringe
			4. none of the above - Other
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Definition of Guru
		
			
			1. a spiritual teacher, esp. in India
			2. one who expresses musical psyches to those in the past
			3. one who expresses musical phyches to those in the future
			4. definitions 2 and 3 above.
			5. none of the above
			
		
	
	

		
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